1. FULL NAME? Ethan James David Akins 2. NICKNAMES? E, Eth, 3, 3than, Assclown, Flaming Retard 3. IF YOU COULD HAVE NAMED YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD YOURNAME BE? BOB it's so simple, same forward, backward andupsidedown. 4. IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHATWOULD YOUR NAME BE? believe i was suppose to be a Veronica or Victoria,not sure though. 5. AGE?23 :-P 6. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? aries. 7. EYE COLOR AND HAIR COLOR? blue eyes, that are simply stunning. Hair is originally brown, but currently like an auburn withbright red highlights. 8. PIERCINGS AND TATOOS?yes and more wanted! eyebrow piercing, had cartilidge on my right ear done, but it got all screwed up and took it out. and my lovely porn star aries sign tattoo on my right pelvic area. getting a small star on my right hand, and then like 5 morestars over my body. 9. WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL ABOUT YOU? EVER HAVE ANY COSMETIC/PLASTIC SURGERY? EVER COLOR YOUR HAIR OR HAIR EXTENSIONS? EVER HAVE BRACES OR CROWNS/VENEERS? WEARCONTACTS OR GLASSES? dye my hair, all the time baby! lol. had braces, and glasses, but mainly wear contacts. 10. HAVE ANY PETS? nope. parents weren't big into pets, just a sister. 11. WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU WEAR? i prefer clean ones also. but i wear whatever i happen to grab outta da drawer. I would say in thisorder of preference: boxer briefs boxers g-string/thongs free balling briefs12. EXTROVERT OR INTROVERT? hmmm that's a toughy. i think most people would assume i was an extrovert, but honestly think i'm morethe introvert. 13. NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS (YES, ORAL COUNTS!)? sexual parnters..... hmmmmm i'd say maybe 12?14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? I beleive there is a higher being that manifests itself to everyone in their own way. aka buddha, god,etc... 15. HOW LONG IS THE LONGEST YOU EVER WENT WITHOUT ASHOWER OR BATH? *shrug* prolly a week? not sure, that honestly isn't something i keep track of, i mean. ewe.16. ARE YOU TICKLISH? me? hell no..... LOL ok, whatever, you can touch my arm and i'll freak out. dont' get any ideas.17. DO YOU DRIVE A CAR? well what else do you do with cars?18. DO YOU VOTE? I don't vote in elections, only because i don't keep up with the current issues or the canidates to be able to formulate an educated vote. i think pulling a lever just cause your parents do it, or your friends,is stupid. 19. WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND WITH WHO? I live either in leechburg with karen, export with kim, squirrell hill with becca, or lower burrell with parents. LOL i get around. 20. WHAT ARE THE FIVE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOU?hmmmm that's a good one. 1. friends/family. seeing that most of my friends i consider to be my family, it's awesome. always there to help put a smile on your face. 2. my cell phone. ok yeah i know. i can't help it it's one of two things i cannot live without. ask rose about the time we went to the eagle and i wastrapped. lol 3. my car. that's teh second item i can't live with out. no control over where i can go, not good. 4. my silver E necklace. mum gave it to me wheni was like 8 and i always have it on me. if not around my neck, then attached to my jeans in my pocket or aroundmy wrist. 5. my health i'd say. ;-) i don't know, sounds kinda wimpy as an answer, but it's true. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE. . . 21. MOVIE? oooo i hate pick favorite things, i am so diverse... i'd have to say.... i'd love to say four rooms or go, but i'd have to go with SPICE WORLD...(hangs head downin shame)22. SONG? shit dawg!how about the electric slide. LOL jking i'd say, Lucky in Love by Jill Sobule.but again, soooo many to pick from. 23. FOOD?hmmmm, seeing i'm not a big fan of food anyway... i'd say chicken parmesian sandwichs, which i may add are not that great here in the pittsburgh area.24. NONALCOHOLIC DRINK? i'm a big water fan. mmmm hydration oh wait, i meant red bull!!!! ooo red bull *droool*25. ALCOHOLIC DRINK? yet again, i'd say Zoo's. with a close of jagger andredbull. mmm26. COLOR? i'm a big green fan. specially those pukey shades.LOL27. DAY OF THE WEEK? damn, i didn't know i needed a favorite day of the week. how about, which ever one involves going to grab a drink? or that i don't have to work?28. NUMBER?13. easy one. 29. TV SHOW?i dont' watch tele at all anymore. i know, sad, what is the youth of america coming to. but i do have to say, i catch aqua teen hunger force, which is prettydamn cool.30. TV CHANNEL? i'd say.... hmmm cartoon network? dont' really watchanything.31. CAR? ooo BMW raodster..... that's da bomb baby. always wanted to drive cross the country in that, with undies in the glove box and that's it.32. CANDY BAR? not a big candy eater either. not that healthy for ya. but i'd say whatchamacallit's.33. ICE CREAM FLAVOR? simply vanilla! mmm i know boring, but sooo damngood.34. FOUR LETTER WORD?POOP 35. PASSTIME OR HOBBY?i really don't have any? maybe music? drinking? dancing? nah, let's just say socializing. covers abigger topic. HAVE YOU EVER. . . 36. BEEN IN LOVE? not that i would have known? still don't think i have, which really sucks, cause i dont' even know what to look for to know if i am! lol37. HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND? don't believe so.... hm..... i'm a pretty damn goodboi. 38. BEEN INVOLVED IN A THREESOME OR GROUPSEX? ewe no. liek i said i'm a good boi. then again, if you consider masturbating with both hands groupsex,then occasionaly. ;-) 39. SEUXUALLY BEEN WITH OR KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (OR, IF YOU’RE GAY, EVER BEEN WITH OR KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)? i kissed girls all the time, not any of that tonguestuff though. ewe. 40. PURPOSEFULLY STOLEN, CONCEALED, OR KEPT ANYTHING FROM A SEXUAL PARTNER IN ORDER TO START OR MAINTAIN A COLLECTION OF ITEMS FROM YOUR PARTNERS? hm... i have stuff from most of my partners, just cause they left it. but don't take thingsintentionally. 41. INJURED YOURSELF OR ANOTHER DURING SEX?um yes. and we will drop that there. 42. LIED TO YOUR PARENTS?everyone does sometime in life, but i'm very open with them, why lie to them, what did they ever do to deserve that? come on, they brought me up, fed me, clothed me, gave me the best they could. 43. LIED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIED, WIFE, HUSBAND,OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? eh i'd say sure, but prolly stupid shit like, i'm not going out then going out, or what have you. 44. CHEATED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIED, WIFE,HUSBAND, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? nope. cheaters should die. hung by their units and then slowly cut off with a dull razor. 45. STOLEN ANYTHING WORTH MORE THAN $5.00? oh geesh. never appraised anything i took. i'm going to say yeah, cause i have quite a collection ofstuff....46. BEEN ARRESTED? not yet. goal for 2004!47. BEEN SUSPENDED OR EXPELLED FROM ANY SCHOOL OR FIRED FROM ANY JOB?nope. but been barred from a couple bars. LOL 48. GOTTEN DRUNK?who me? never..... wasted, well yeah on occasion. LOL 49. DONE ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS?um, sure. i'm antidrugs, but i've tried a few things... weed, e, shrooms, the normal stuff. :-) 50. PEED IN OUTDOORS OR IN ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO PEE? countless times... parking lots, stairwells, on cars, bushes, houses, eh where ever the moment hits ya. 51. RECYLED A GIFT (GOTTEN A GIFT AND THEN GIVEN IT TO ANOTHER PERSON AS A GIFT WITHOUT TELLING THEM)? yep. but let's not discuss in case someone readsabout it. that's not kewl. 52. BEEN ENGAGED, PROPOSED (OR BEEN PROPOSED TO),MARRIED, DIVORCED/SEPARATED? nope. noone loves me.53. BEEN ON A BLIND DATE? i don't believe so. my friends don't hook me up like that. i'm too good for i think. LOL 54. DATED/HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE YOU MET ON THE PHONE OR USED A PHONE DATING SERVICE? nope. never did that. not that desperate.... or am i. 55. DATED/HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE YOU MET ONLINE ORUSED AN ONLINE DATING SERVICE? puhlease. i'm a homo. who hasn't?DO YOU PREFER. . . 56. BEING ALONE OR BEING WITH OTHER PEOPLE? oooi hate being alone! i mean there are those rare occasions of aloneness, but no no no gimme people anytime! 57. TAVERNS OR DANCE CLUBS?depends, but i'd say dance clubs all da way! i'm too cute not to be half naked and grinding my ass on someone or something. LOL58. BEING A LEADER OR A FOLLOWER? follower? what's taht i don't wanna look at anyone's ass. yuck. leader all the way! most of the timeit's not even by choice, but i'm a leader, born and raised.59. DAY OR NIGHT?night. 60. CREAMY OR CRUNCHY PEANUTBUTTER? creamy. i don't like anything crunchy. I MEAN I DON"T LIKE ANYTHING CRUNCHY. get the point?61. SILK OR LEATHER? wth? i'd say silk. it's smooth and sexy, like me.tee hee62. DOGS OR CATS? dogs all da way. i'm not a pussy liking guy.63. PRINT OR CURSIVE WRITING? cursive. it's purtier.64. CITY OR COUNTRY? now i'm a city boi. love the lights, the parties, andteh business. it's fun. 65. BEER OR HARD LIQUOR?hard licquor all the way! beer is for the working class, bah on that. ANSWER SOME MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOURSELF. 66. IF SOMEONE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHATWOULD IT BE CALLED? hmmm, i've actually thought about that over the last couple days, how sad is that. i was going to call it 'tales of a fruity alcoholic' or the back up of '90 day limited warrenty' or ' cootie free and hot for you: adventures of uber gay boi' 67. YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT POPULAR SONG WOULDBE THE THEME SONG? Supermodel, Jill Sobule68. IF YOU COULD GO ON A DATE WITH ANY FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?um, myself, who else. LOL maybe madonna or something. ooo paris hilton!69. IF YOU WERE IN A MUSICAL BAND, WHAT INSTRUMENT WOULD YOU PLAY?the triangle? i'm not musically inclined at all. i'd like to learn to play the bass and the viola though. 70. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? hmmmm. i think my nose. i think it's a tad big. or my ears they stick out too far, or my love handles, icks. or my teeth. or my... fuck it just send me to extreme makeovers or gimme a new body. 71. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURPERSONALITY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? that's tough, i'm pretty good with most things there. i think my controlingness? i like things to work out the way they are planned, and hate being late, and shit like that. so, gimme some vic's and i'll befine. 72. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING (ANYTHING, PHYSICAL OR PERSONALITY) ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIED, WIFE, HUSBAND, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHAT WOULD IT BE? hmm. i'd say the fact that they are never around, oh wait, that's cause i don't have one. 73. IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND COULD GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME, WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GO TO? back to teh 60's 70's and become a go go cage dancer.woot woot 74. IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND COULD ONLY HAVE THREE THINGS WITH YOU, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE? i'm assuming that you can't have things to get off the island, that defeats the question. i'd say my cell phone, but it wouldn't get reception. so let's say... someone to talk to and just live with, cause being alone there would suck. mmmmmmm stuff to make my own booze... come on, what else is there to do on a desserted island? prolly music, music is good goodgood. 75. IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY AND DIDN’T HAVE TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH YOURTIME?travel travel travel party alotbecome a model :-)replace the hilton sisters as useless rich fabulous people. ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR PAST. 76. WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?honest, don't remember? 77. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE ANDWHERE DID YOU GO? hmmm cute brian, and i think i took him to cafe naples, and then sidekicks for dirnks and pool. 78. WHAT IS THE LAST MEAL YOU ATE? bacon cheeseburger from chilis, like a couple hoursago. 79. THE LAST CONCERT YOU WENT TO? jill sobule, i think two saturdays ago. she rocksass. 80. THE LAST STORE YOU SHOPPED IN?best buy. boy was that a mistake! 81. HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK? 21. told you i was a good boi.82. AGE WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? oh damn.... um 22 maybe? i'm a REALLY good boi. 83. AGE WHEN YOU WENT ON YOUR FIRST DATE AND WHEREYOU WENT? omg... i was..... maybe 23? 24? it was down to the lowes movie theatre to see A.I. and we ndedup sleeping at the theatre and cuddling up.84. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9-11? work, not like i even cared. i actually was hoping pittsburgh woulda got hit. i was all about lootingLords and Taylor baby! 85. WHEN AND WHERE WAS THE LAST PARTY YOU WENT TO?Becca's house, friday. ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE. 86. BEST FRIEND’S NAME? Ms. kim of course.87. NAME OF BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, WIFE, SIGNIFICANT OTHER?*pass*88. FIRST PERSON YOU EVER KISSED? wow.... um.... brian i think?89. FIRST PERSON YOU HAD SEX WITH?same as 88 90. HEROES?really don't have any. i know everyone has someone they look up to. but i try to steer my own route, and discover the best things for me.91. WORST ENEMY? icks. do i have any? ok, let's just say jabberjaws? just cause mostly everyone hates him. i couldcareless honestly. 92. FIRST PERSON YOU’D TELL A SECRET TO? hmmm prolly becca. we got that bond going on. i mean we were conjoined twins in a previous life. 93. LAST PERSON YOU’D TELL A SECRET/PERSON YOUTRUST THE LEAST? i'm sorry, really sorry, but i'd prolly say rose. alli can say is cell phone. 94. OTHER THAN FAMILY MEMBERS, WHO BOUGHT YOU THE NICEST/MOST EXPENSIVE PRESENT YOU’VE RECEIVED ANDWHAT WAS IT? oh geesh. normally i buy the expensive things for people. i'd say prolly kim with the madonna lp shegot me. love it. 95. PERSON WHO HAS DISAPPOINTED YOU MOST? kevin. he's just an ass blinded by the gayborhood.WHO OR WHAT IS THE. . . 96. OLDEST PERSON YOU’VE HAD SEX WITH (AND YOUR AGEAT THE TIME)? hmmmm. brian i think. he was two years younger. 97. YOUNGEST PERSON YOU’VE HAD SEX WITH (AND YOURAGE AT THE TIME)? um let's say it wasn't legal at the time and i was 24.i think. i think? maybe? 98. STRANGEST FOOD YOU’VE EVER ATE?snails in florida. YUCK 99. STRANGEST PLACE YOU’VE EVER MADE WHOOPIE? oh geesh? um. backseat of my firebird on the side ofthe road in a snowstorm? 100. BEST BAR, TAVERN, OR CLUB YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO?nation in DC 101. COOLEST/HAPPIEST PLACE YOU’VE EVER BEEN? oh geesh. wth? um, my bed baby! oh yeah! 102. SCARIEST PLACE YOU’VE EVER BEEN? hmmm. kim's basement! LOL jking. i'd say naked boi bar in dc or the thunderbird.... SHIVER 103. LONGEST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOU’VE BEEN IN?3 years. 104. LONGEST FRIENDSHIP YOU’VE EVER HAD? ugh, becca since.. i'd say freshman year college. 105. MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION YOU’VE EVER BEENIN? oh geesh... i friggin don't know. i try not to remember that shit. um. prolly soemthign with two people fighting out or soemthing and trying to picksides. WOULD YOU RATHER BE (YOU CAN’T BE BOTH, YOU HAVE TOPICK ONE!). . . 106. BEAUTIFUL OR FAMOUS?well i already am beautiful, and pretty damn famous, but i'd say more famous.107. ARTISTIC OR ACADEMIC? i'm a smart ass cookie, so let's say artistic108. IN-SHAPE OR WEALTHY? wealthy. you can pay to LOOK in shape 109. THE PERSON WHO MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH OR THEPERSON WHO EVERYONE CAN RELY ON? hmmm i think i'm both? but i like to be the one people can rely on. that means more in life. 110. CONSTANTLY BUSY OR ALWAYS CAREFREE? carfree baby. i like to be busy, but it would benicer to just say fuck it! WOULD YOU EVER. . . 111. CHEAT ON A SCHOOL EXAM OR WORK PRACTICUM? have cheated in school. who the hell hasn't? 112. HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR PROFESSOR OR EMPLOYER TO GET A GOOD GRADE OR ADVANCE YOUR CAREER? OR, OFFER YOUR STUDENT OR EMPLOYEE A GOOD GRADE OR CAREER ADVANCEMENT IF THEY’D SLEEP WITH YOU? i would say i would, but i got those damn moral things in the way. i'd pimp my friends to them instead. 113. HAVE ANY TYPE OF SEX WITH AN UNATTRACTIVE PERSON FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY? IF SO, HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE? WHAT ABOUT WITH A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX (OR, IF YOU’RE GAY, A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)? yet again, i'd say i'd love to. but damn morals 114. EAT FOOD THAT YOU FOUND ON THE FLOOR OR GROUND THAT WAS THERE FOR LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS?yep, and have.115. HITCHHIKE? not on your life. have you seen the freaks out there? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU. . . 116. FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY BUT WITHOUT ID INTHE SUPERMARKET? um, find out what time the bar opens? 117. SAW A NICE LAMP OR OTHER PIECE OF FURNITURE SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD ON TRASH COLLECTIONDAY? call someeon to go get it for me. LOL me soil myhands? never! 118. WALKED IN ON YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, WIFE, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IN BED WITHANOTHER PERSON? i think i'd prolly flip and go insane, but that's just a guess. then roll into a drunk fit smoking a carton a cigarettes in 3 hours then vomit all nite cause i don't smoke and miss two days of work... oh wait, thatsounds familiar. 119. KNEW YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS CHEATING ON HIS OR HER BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, WIFE, OR SIGNIFICANTOTHER? give disapporivng looks, comments, and not be around in the siuation. damn morals. 120. SAW A CLASSMATE CHEATING ON AN EXAM OR FOUND OUT THAT A COWORKER WAS LYING ABOUT OR NOT DOING THEIRWORK?do nothing. ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS QUESTINNAIRE. 121. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? sarah beth122. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? noone, i'm not sending it to anyone. LOL123. LEAST LIKELY? i'd say sarah beth, since she already did it. LOL
yo yo last nite was funparty at becca's. left there and went to dyke central then downtown for kiddie nite best was i went to work at like 315am yeah i was trashed. i think my new fav. thing is muscle relaxers... ahhh i had such a calm peaceful nite. LOL
so anyhow, i'm gettin ready to head downtown currently. woot woot going to be another busy nite mr. rodney was getting a tattoo, he text mess. me. i was like.. ooo a bad boi. LOL
speaking of i need to go get mine soon too. well i onlywant like 5 more. LOL so taking suggestions and that means nothing GROSS OR PERVERTED i don't need no arrows pointing at things, or signs that says no entry. puhlease, i'm not in 3rd grade anymore but i am stillt he best 'maker outer' ever. LOL that kills me.
hey all i'ts friday, left work early, ickey sick. Going to go pop in the shower, and get ready to head to becca's for her house party. prolly stay there a bit then head out to da gay bars. fun. last nite was fun, got pulled over with an open bottle of champagne and vodka in the car at 115am. got outta that with my charming personality and stunning good looks, as always!
ok it's thrusday at some odd time. I'm at rose's while she gets her make up on. quick review of last nite.... get off of work, sit in TRAFFIC forever, so i'm late getting rose, and hurtin for a beer. found out my car paymetn went through -199$ in the bank. sat on the highland park bridge for 45 min in one spot, some bus/car accident. get rose at 330, go to Donnies, at 4 and drink beer, play free pool and jukebox for 2 hours. jet to Mc Donalds for dinner then to Images at 630 for karaoke. i actually sang 4 songs.. what the hell was i thinking, went home dropped my car at the garage, passed out. went to work. get off work, my car costs 850 bucks to fix. screw that. so just piad to get oil done and the monitor system ran, 110$. oye. got rose, bs'd witht he parents, sicker than hell. getting ready to go to the bar tonite. watching rose dance to erasure. lol she's going to pick my nose for me, whatta friend that is. so that's my quick shout out for the day, i'm so ready to jsut die form illness. going to go to the doctors and be like, listen muthah flipper, i need some drugs and i need em now!
Just got home from work. OYE so yeah, last nite. I figured Rose wouldn't call and go out, cause she had a test, and wouldn't finish til like 830.... well was i wrong or what.... I'm laying down trying to sleep and my phone rings.. then it rings agian, then it rings again, then it rings again. SO i'm thinking there's an emergency cause who da hell calls someone like 4times in a row with no answer. It's rose. She's done it went well, come get me, i can't go to the library. Which is all good, since we were supposed to go dancing... I get my ass in gear and i'm on my way.
On the way down i bs with becca the whole time, trying to see what the plans were for friday, cause i thought we were going to have a swing ding, but then i was told we were going dancing, and i was like, i don't care, i'll be drinking a lil either way, it's friday. LOL I get down and pick rose up at the bus stop.
SIDE NOTE they are constantly playing that Counting Crows... they tore down paradise and put up a parking lot song. yellow taxi or whatever it's called. What's up with that. BACK TO THE SHOW
She hops in we turn, and i'm like, let's go to the Holiday and get cheap ass drinks. (3drinks 6 dollars) we get there, and start a drinking we ago. 30min later, we're in the car heading downtown. Now we were heading to dance, but it's like 9pm. WAY To early, so we head to Donnies. Kim called, so i call her back in the parking lot, and she's like, blah blah blah i'm at images. but was with asslick kevin and some other morons, i'm like ok bye bye. LOL me and rose enter lesbian lair....
A couple drinks later, and some new lesbian friends. We're like, ok time to move on. The pitt game was over, and it was getting old fast. As you can see, not much for sititng in one place for too long. So We head down to pegs to dance. walk in. NOONE there. lol soo funny. so we get a drink and bs with the one guy working hte gate. drinkie drinkie. we head down the street. was going to stop at sidekicks but Bobbie was working and he's a lil t'd off at the guys so i decided i wasn't in the mood for a lecture.
Walk into images. Big kyle working da door, da man! he's sober, so fun to fuck with. kim and the ass bandits are playing pool. me and rose make a b line for the potty. oooooo had to go. use the ladies room cause 2/3 the men's room is outta order. and to use the ladies room you need someone to gaurd the door. but the potty in the ladies room looked like someone dropped a bomb in the commode. SOOO GROSS. rose still squatted like a trooper and went. i, of course, skeedaddled back to the bar, and got a cocktail and more friggin beeads, i kept giving mine to rose. but diff bobbie da bartender said we can use the employee potty. go us! pays to be alcoholics now don't it? lol.
so drinkie drinkie. kims' bsi'ng with us, we're partying. heard 9-5 woohoo. LOL we decided that we want that song played EVERYTIME we walk into images. LOL so now we have a theme song. Drank there for a bit, and went back down to dance.... ok this is where it gets foggy.....
drinkie drinkie, talked with Chris from walmart and his friend *shrug* beats me what her name was. and some other random peple. then left around midnight to go get food. we hit the elevator to the 2nd floor, but took us to the 3rd floor? was going to pee in the stairwell, but someone was there, so i tucked iti back in and ran. LOL
made it to wendies, then to roses. now here's a mystery. i was talkin to andrea today after work on my cell, stopped to get some shit from the house, get back to my car, and looked like someone took a shit on my seat. i was like, what da hell. so i carefeully examine it. yep beef. how in god's name did i miss my mouth eathing last nite to have a handful of beef chunks on my seat? what the hell. ok back to droppin rose off. pissed in her backyard, had to goooo sooo bad. then left to head home, erin called? i'm like wth? it's 130 LOL yep drunk off her ass, i was like, shoulda called earlier we woulda stopped by. it's all good. i'll see her friday prolly? not sure.
ok anyways, i need a shower and a nap before happy hour.
Eh I feel poopey. Can't stop with this damn cough and drippy nose. I guess I was doomed to get ill eventually, it's been awhile. All that partying catching up to you, as my mom would say.
Work was kewl today, went in late just cause i was tired. don't know how? since i passed out at what, 8 yesterday, slept through all my phone calls and woke up at 130am. But, yeah, today went by quick, nothing too fantastic. Was supposed to go out tonite, not sure if i will or not. Goign to eat some soup and hopefully calm my throat.
Friday is the big day everyone. I start weight training... ooooo. It's a big step for a lil boy. but hey, gotta get in shape for all the parties coming up.
so it's like 8 pm an di'm hella trashed. went to work on time, all good there, got home, slept for like 2 hours, and then rose called and was like wanna meet me at 3 and then go grab a beer and relax for happy hour. i'm like, sure. who me to turn down chepa ass drinks? course not. so i boot scoot my ass downtown, which if i may add was hell. apparently they lost power in oakland and most the lights don't work. geesh. so i get rose, and we are like, what bar is open... hmmm. so we head down to images. LOL paid 11 dollars to park too btw. anyway, get to images, get a couple beers, play some pool. htese two bois walk in and i'm like omg they are so straight and in high school. LOL i was close cause enriquo came in and was bsing with us before work, then the one asked rose.... so what kind of bar is this. um hello dumbass see the rainbows everywhere? the flamboyant music? and needless to say the naked men on the tele dancing. LOL dumb ass
So we leave there and go to Sidekicks at 5 to do work, and of course get a drink, oooo and order a pizza. LOL think we left aroudn 630, rose was driving. oh wait on our way to sidekicsk we had to stop at the car and couldn't find it in a 8 floor parking lot. LOL we went the whole way up. geesh what da hell. so we left sidekics and headed home, but i lost my cell phone, so we turned around, but then i found it. so we stopped at Thunderbird to see Stin? whatever, that wplace is hella scary, if i may add. Rose almost killed me going there thinking the road was one way when it wasn't. i was like OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER. and she was just laughing at me.
anyhooo, i'm home, i'm safe, i'm trashed! LOL made plans for friday already! ooo and i think we're going dancing tomorrow. that'll be fun. we were shaking our booty's in the car.
ok, so i just got my VIP pass ordered for the Circuit Party in Pittsburgh. only 111.00$. lol. yeah the things i do to be gay. LOL
ON a brighter note, chatted with ms. bannana for a bit tonite! She's wicked cool. I highly recommend her blog. it's over there on the left, see it over there. yeah click it on it and enjoy!
Other than that, sunday has been a lazy day for me. I'm sitting her flossing for friggin sake. LOL. Actually i'm going to start excercisign a bit before bed. Got to get these guns in top condition. lol or i'll just have to accentuate with makeup. oh well!
hey online people i'ts me again. uber drunk, sitting here in my yellow plaid boxers eating a cheese and meat platter with saltine crackers. mmm yum. how jealous are all yuns. LOL love the pittsburgeese accent no? any hoooo. went o jill sobule, rocked as always. she's my hero of all time, can't wait to see her again in april, i love her so. ooooo *hair flip* :lol: then went to, new york new york to see my girl shanti (sp?) she bartneds there on saturdays. big mistake, she gave us free shots. the first was ok, but i was like give us back drafts.... oooooooo..... it was all 151... i was like *vomit* belched rum the rest of the nite.
we left and went to donnies (dyke bar) and finished the nite there. drinkie drinkie, some dancing... oye i'm uber drunk. LOL thank god for cheese, peperoni, and crackers.!!! not to foget the side of cola, diet caffeeine free of course. damn this dieting next month is oging ot kill me! oye!
i wish more poepl would be online now, i feel like chatting away. i keep noticing i take a bit eoff a cheese cube and put it down, and never finish it. i have 3 half cheese cubes sitting here. LOL how fun. i was going to cook, but figured that would be a BIG mistake. not that i'm that great of a cook sober, but now i'm sure wloud be emminant doom. the pepperoni is good though. blah blah blah blah soo bored. i should jsut og to bed.
i love reading peoples away messages on AIM. lol cause they are NEVER online. EVER EVER so it's fun i should leave messages for them all about nonsense and see if they get back to me. nah why waste my energy, wheni have that big comfy semi warm bed waiting for my nakedness right now.... ahhhhh yes..... i remember it's comfort well... and da pillows calling for me..... come put your head on me.... feel the softness... the downy softness of downy..... smeel the fresh summer breeze..... close your eyes and drift away, away into the land of your dreams, where anything can happen, anything will happen, anything must happen, the land of forever and never, it calls and wanes for the touch the sound the calming of your eyes heaviness closing upon your face. let the nite overwhlem yourself and drift to that happy place, for the brief moments.... enjoy yourself... be eaht you want to be.... the world is yours, and yours alone waiting for that first dive into the blue lagoon........
Yesterday was a busy ass day. Since I only worked til seven, I called mike to go play with him, but i got caught up with rose, so she decided to skip class, so i had to rush my ass to get her at the bus stop, so we could go play in the beautiful wheather. Hurried up and cleaned up the inside of the car, took the t-tops off, and hurried on my way. Blasting some ghetto rap, shades on, i was feelin like da man. And of course, red bull in hand. lol. i got some serious red bull issues. lol any hoo, i go get rose, we swing by and pick up cigarettes for her, and another red bull for me :-) and headed down to mikes. he was waiting for us so he could go jump in the shower, so me and ms rosalie invadedt he booze cabinet, made some ice tea beverages and partied to some music. oye trashed trashed trashed.
OH i musta forgot Rose exposing her boobs to me the whole way to mike, and drver by's. us taking random pictures of people smiling and wavin to us. and random drviers. LOL it was that perfect skip schoola nd play day. :lol: so anyway, we leave mikes, and head to the waterfront for luncha nd shopping. well i had to go to lowes to get epoxy to fix my car, and that was it. we went to TGI Fridays and drank some more. Playign with mike's cell phone, which has camcorder ability, uber cool. that was fun, taping rose pick her nose and eat it while the waitress is standing behind her howling at our adolescnece. oho h oh, we were blasting some Micheal Jackson through the ghetto and the peeps at the bus stop were jammin with us while stopped at a light. took pics of them too. LOL.
Next on the agenda, fruit loop. That is part of Schenly Park where all the gays go to pick up other gays and do it in the bushes. um ewe. so anyway must did like 4 laps of that screaming out da windows. LOL then off ot the bar. it's like 4pm now, rose works at 6, so noone is there, we of course control the music and the booze. WOO WOO hella trashed. rose went ot work, mike went to bed, i raced home to pee and sleep.
Get up to go get rose at 10, then off to the holiday again... drink drink, some boi that rose new came and joined us, he wasn't that at all. icks. but was uber into me, whatever. gave us his number and wants me to call him, next. so susie and brandon joined us at the holiday. the striaght girl from last week called, i was like OMG i love you! lol left there and headed to images, yelling trashy songs the whole way there. Once there, some lil cute girl was like hey i know you, i'm like dear i'll be back, gotta tinkle. LOL so she was some staright girl that this guy was trying to kick it with a while ago, didn't even know her name, but i drank with her before, so we start doing shots, and drinking and bs'ing. about her clothes (label whore) and this and that. i'm like, oh rose save me! LOL Brandon got bored so we went to pegs early and they were coming to join us. pegs is pretty much a blur, thats when i started drinking water. i talked to like 3 girls i haven't seen in AGES and got more digits. woo woo. i'm so pretty and populer 8) 8) 8) So anyway, i talk to rose and we are both ready to go, actually we're famished, so we jet out and EVENTUALLY end up at sheets, then i drop her off, get my ass home and pass out!
and here i am today, i was up early ate some cereal and then passed out again and again. Tonite is the big jill concert, i'm so excited, going ot start getting ready in a bit. gotta look good for my girl. (the concert is like 7 HA HA)
Ok so just crashed last nite. had a bad headache and didn't care about anything. had to turn my phone off at 11 from all the calls. geesh. can't a brothah take a night off. Went to work early, since i was only working a half a day to use some of the extra hours i was there this week. oye that was a bit much. but as soon as i walked int he door, it was all crap. problems problems problems. oye. so yeah now i'm just sitting here going to grab something to eat, shower and head to mikes to play in the glorious day. oh i saw that fat gay guy from hollywood squares driving today, or just a REALLY good look a like, i was like, omg omg omg he's fat. oops. anywhoooo, i gotta get my ass into gear, i think we're heading outta state, PA bores the fuck outta me!
Been working like a mofo here. That and sleeping. Guess I just really needed it? right?
Been fighting this cold thing all week. Nose just won't stop running. Wake up every morning witha sore throat, and after a good two hours of blowing, i'm good to go. Work is pretty much just there, i sit there and listen to becca's rap cd's. that's a good time. Stuck singing...
caw caw chicken chicken caw caw chicken head
over and over again. Talked with andrea a bit at work today, prolly get with her sometime next week. Brian is off from work all week because his 'wife''s birthday. So i'm sure next week will be interesting. Going to grab something to eat at moms, shower and shave head down to see Rose then off to 80's nite. OH and have a couple red bulls too :lol: it's been what 2 days? i deserve one. do they have rehab for energy drinkers? Something like AA or something? everyone sits aroudn and shakes from caffeine withdrawl. LOL i need a patch. maybe that will be my call to fame either a caffeien patch or an alcohol patch. get drunk while you do everyday chores, and noone will know! That's like the time at work wheni emptied the cepacol throat spray bottle and filled it with vodka dyed red. Oye did me and andrea have a good time with that.
Ok anyways, i got some mail to check, people to chat with, and drinking to start on. catch ya on the flip side.
Oye so last nite was a weee lil outta control. I got back from work ate, passed out, and was like anh i'll stay in, but then something snapped in me. It was like that football being hiked to teh quarterback. It was the shark smelling fresh blood inthe water. It's the eagle circling fresh prey. It's me sitting at my computer desk staring at a bottle of Three Olives raspberry and 2 cans of red bull. :lol: And so let it me known, Red bull 2 Ethan 0. :shock:
Miguel called and then I took a quick shower and started with a 50/50 redbull vodka while i waited to leave. Headed down to Sidekicks, a lil tipsy, ok maybe a lil bit more tipsy than i'm admitting. LOL Get there and asshole brian is there. and i'm like great. How unhappy am i, but still a lil tipsy... oh wait talked to Erin the whole way downtown, ok back to the bar again. So i sat at the very end of the bar with my back to them. mike called and was like 50 steps behind, so he came in shortly afterwards. Cher blaring on the juke box, it was a scene from a trashy 80's gay porno. LOL Now we are only suppose to stay a bit, then go to some bar in the southside for Midget Madness. yes midget madness. apparently when you buy a hsot, this midget rusn around the bar and pours shots into peoples mouths and drinks. LOL sooo funny... anyway
Anyway, that turned into me being like, let's do shots.... so shot after shot, cher cher cher, some how's your whole family like 5 times. LOL it was fun. i'm drunk now. brian and brandon finally come in so i get us 4 a shot, then notice heather walkign in, so make it 5, oh hell make it 6 one for rodney too. LOL wooo, then the tequila started flowing... so here's the picture
me---drunk brandon--fucked up brian--tipsy miguel--hardly able to stand.
so asswipe leaves with his dumbass friends and we move to the back to play pool dance, the normal things gay peopel do in gay bars without taking their clotehs off. i'm sure rodney is hella ticked at our drunkeness, but i behaved... for the most part. miguel, slyly moved next to brian sitting down and dumped the baby powder on his head/shirt. (black shirt it was friggin funny!!!!) then brian chased him aroudn the pool table, like a bad cartoon, into the bathroom, ripped the top off the bottle with his teeth and completely covered mike with it. whtie hair, white clothes. face. i almost died laguhing. theh bakc of the bar is now a white cloud. i'm playing pool, and wiping the balls off cause they are slowly being covered in powder. LOL helped brian attempt to clean himself up and the floor a lil, mike went home to change cause it was SOOOo bad. I apologized to rodney like a bilion times, and again this morning through text message, oh wait response. """it's all good get some sleep baby""" WOO WOO ok all the same...
SORRY RODNEY THAT MY DRUNK ASS FRIENDS MADE A MESS
ok, anyway.... so after all those shots, then Amy came in, havne't seen her in forever, or 2 weeks. so i was like, OMG AMY ran over to her picked her up swung her a bout, bought her a beer and a shot, bs'd a bit, while the bois walked downt he street. then we joined. it was cool down there, not too much ahppening. cute tony giving zippo's away through marbolo. got like 3, but gave em away. some black guy accused amy of stealing his cell phone. that was friggin funny. don't accuse a stripper of stealing your cell phone, with her boyfriend, aka the guy workign the door, big big italian dude standing there. he was all hooting about callikg the "Pooo lease" yes not the police, the POOO lease. lol cute tony was howling over that. anyway, i eventually left and came home. tried ot get to sleep, didn'thappen. DAMN YOU RED BULL. and went ot work.
Work, uneventful. home now, going to eat and attempt to nap. i soooo need to attempt to sleep. so wish me luck.
Thought I'd pop on and see what's happen, check da mail, do the lil things in life before heading out to get all buff. Oye do my arms hurt from work today, curling those anodes hurt.... oye vey! I think i'll talk to Dan at work and go with him to Bally's and join next time he goes. He'll get me in shape in no time. I'm really questioning spending the money, but i'll go with him and mike and get all fit n shit.
I wish there was a simple way to just get a six pack other than swinging by the six n save. LOL Yesterday i was playing on www.bored.com fun site if your BORED to death. but other than that. waste o time.
So yeah, work was quick, no boss tomorrow! WOO HOO slacking! Going to excercise a bit now, eat, nap, then get ready to go to Sidekicks for the evening. I think miguel is going ot meet me down there, but not sure. Really dont' care, i'm going to play pool most of the night, and work on my next tattoo. Think i want a double star in the center of my back between shoulder blades, but not sure. I'll figure it out.
I'm back after my week from hell. Oye. what was i thinking. I'm done with the partying for the next few hours. LOL. What was i thinking.
Anyways, I'm sitting here, all wrapped up in my blankey. just finished my 100th game of Euchre this morning oh and by the way, if anyone knows hows to play and wants to, I need a partner that can friggin play. OMG good song, boys will be boys. (bad boys bad boys) *booty wiggle*
So yeah, trying to decide what da hell to do today? Any suggestions? I'm thinking i might run out and buy some paitn and start repainting this place. Currently the walls are apple green and the ceiling/trim is Grape. It's quite homo-erotic. LOL I feel like i'm living inside Barney for friggin sake. Like anyone ever REMOTELY remembers who he is anyway. I think i've finally come down off the red bull trip of a life time.... praise da lord jesus christ! Drinking like 12 cans in a nite only screwed me up for what a week? and let me tell you sleeping cycles outta wack, whoah. sleep for like 13hours one day, and then up for 3 striaght, then another 13 hour passout session. That can't be good for da body.
i'm still hella sore from all the excercise. I ordered some kind of diet or dietary supplement pill thing. suppose to give energy, increase sleep, and eat carbs. whatever. take 3 pills every nite before you go to bed. so i'm expecting to wake up uber hot. let me tell you. lol. Blah, i'd go to the movies, but don't feel like going alone. I realy should clean my car out, so if i do venture downtown i have a clean car to go in. *shrug* who knows. got up at like 5 this morning, and have been raring since. go me!
i love you alll anyone who happens upon this, i love you! i'll call you because i love uyo an di can't be up bymyself without someone to love4! i met all these women tonite, straight , gay, whaterever they are callling me and i'm going out with them but where are the cute bois for me ? ? ? i's VD and i have no one that sucks :(
if only but i'm used to it nooone meets my standards or fills the requirements tp be with me...... i am accepting applications if yoiu know of anyone gimme me a hollah
i'm cute young eligible good job and cute did i mention that.??????? lol
i love you alll
please give me a message i love you and will love you forever
love you
drunk ass bitches
i love you
:-)
come smack my ass
i love you sooooooo much that' i'd let yo9u smack my ass even if you have tits LOL
i'm off to bed
work late... oops fuck em then are asses anyway right kim?
hey all, sorry havne't written been hella crazy drinking with andrea tuesdya.... oye sleeping all day yesterday... not sleeping today, but getting ready to go uot and of course, tomorrow. FUF (fucked up friday) so boy the stories i have
oh geesh! It's tuesday and guess what! I SLEPT FOR LIKE 13 HOURS LAST NITE!! ee gads! I'm going to be up forever. Let's see, went to work and found out this ass is spreading more shit about me. whatta ass. you would think a guy that's like over 50 would not act like a 3 year old. eat me dough boy. fuck you and the your ugly ass crippled bag. *shiver* his wife is butt if i may say so. So yeah, he caught me on my way out and was all like, blah blah blah, oh btw we're working saturday. Ok 1. i was on my cell phone. which means why are you talking to me. 2. i don't like you, which means why are you talking to me 3. sat is VD, which means most people won't work, and i got plans, and also means why are you talking to me. ASS. grrrrrrr. but anyhoo, i'm home and wide friggin awake, i wish i had something fun to do, might go start using my neighbors weights and get pumped! i got the aerobics down, and situps/pushups. but i need some weights to tone better. i'm going to look da bomb baby. go ahead start drooling now, to keep up with it later. :-)
oh sigh.
ok i'm off to play some euchre for a bit, then run the block and nap prolly. *shrug* who knows. laters
it's monday evening. ended up meeting mike out last nitea roudn 1030 at the holiday, had 2 drinks, chit chatted with Frank and Dominic. Some stripper dude came up behind me and shoved his package in against my ass? WTF was that about. went ot NY NY and then to Luckies. I left aroudn 130, had work you know, that i went to late 4am instead of 3am. Work blew, i had to do invenotry and move all that shit, not like my legs and arms hurt enough, i did all athat crap. LOL so now i'm beat! ate dinner, chatting with rose. balh blah blah. Justin emaile dme, he's buying a house. which is hella cool, so gotta plan a trip out to philly sometime soon.
anyway, i'm beat tired, would writemore, but i'm passing out. peace out yo
Ok so, this morning me and Ms. Sarah Beth, had this indepth discusion about the smurfs, and how they are all gay. Well smurfette is either a fag hag, drag queen, or a dyke, but we'll discuss that later. Here's a brief synopsis of some Smurf facts for ya....
PapaSmurf I'm guessing Papa Smurf is either dead or in jail by now. He likely died of old age sometime ago as he was clearly getting up there in age. It could have been some magic accident, but Papa Smurf was obviously the brightest of the Smurfs as everyone turned to him--so an 'accident' was not likely. Over the years his name later evolved into Old Fart Smurf as he seemed to continue to age but never die.
Brainy Smurf and Vanity Smurf Brainy Smurf is either dead or in jail by now. He likely died after the 3,124,921st time of asking, "Are we there yet, Papa Smurf?" For which Papa Smurf surely killed him and then ended up in Jail. Over the years Brainy Smurf became known as Gay-Smurf as he later outed himself at a beauty contest in which Vanity Smurf and he hit it off quite marvelously. Vanity got to keep his name.
Handy Smurf Yeah he likes to nail. Well, he and Smurfette eventually got married and had some more smurf children. He was elected amongst the gay smurf commmunity, since he was the closest to being a lesbian, and Smurfette liked his mullet. After having his 6th little baby smurf, Handy went on a drinking binge and left Smurfette behind to persue his lifelong dream of building the largest hotel in Vegas: The Smurfilton. Hilton eventually sued him for trying to copy there name. He lost so much money that he started gambling to make it back. Thus, Handy earned the nickname Gambling Smurf.
Disco Smurf Disco smurf is currently touring with Abba in a new show called "Smurf-a-go-go: My Life with Shrooms and Dancing."
Greedy Smurf Greedy Smurf had a life change at 35 when he found God Smurf. He became Preacher Smurf shortly after and now ministers to the remaining heathens in the incestuous village. Over recent years his congregation has grown to 200 and the Smurf Church in town sports the largest mushroom dome with a beautiful cross bolted to it's center.
Grouchy Smurf One day while stuck in rush-hour traffic he was rear ended by Hefty Smurf. Road-rage took over and grouchy got out of his car and picked a fight with Hefty. Before the fight even got started a semi-truck (believed to be driven by Smurfette) ran Grouchy over. He is now lovingly referred to as Roadkill Smurf.
Lazy Smurf Lazy Smurf is still basically the same guy. He's laying under the same tree smelling the flowers and... oh yeah. He took up pot-smoking. He is occasionally referred to as Munchy Smurf. But most call him Reefer Smurf.
Jokey Smurf Jokey Smurf is dead now too. He was to be Vanity's husband until he got drunk night with Handy and the boys and thought it would be funny to stand her up at the altar for a quickie in teh confessinal. It is believed that he hired a hitman (believed to be Smurfette) to knock-off old Jokey. Jokey is lovingly remembered as Drunkass Smurf.
Sleepy Smurf Sleepy Smurf is dead now too. He was another of Vnaity's husbands until he found out that "Sleepy" kept one eye available for fellow Smurfs. Again, it is believed he hired a hitman to "take care of" Sleepy. One night he was found dead in Brainy's cottage while Brainy was away in San Francisco.
Hefty Smurf You guessed it. After years of hanging around the most manly Smurf of all, Vanity discovered his true love was that of Hefty Smurf. All those stories about steroids turned out to be false and he discovered he had a well endowed future with him. He's now known as Big Daddy Smurf.
Here i am onthis beautiful sunday morning! Didn't go out last nite, did get a call from Miguel, but declined the offer and stayed in. Worked on my old computer for a bit. Also turned Rose down to go to KFC, even though it was harder than hell, cause me luv me osme KFC. yum yum yum finger lickin good damn it! :lol: Anyhoo, just got up, going to go excercise and go running. Maybe get a nice bowl of cereal or some waffes or something!
Sletp really well, no big dreams, am still sooo SORE. damn it. Tellme who the hell i beat the crap outta of! Kim is STILL up. Her and her chatting addictions...... OYE VEY. Just tell her that you got stoned and forgot about her.
Ok it's only hours since my last entry. i'm finally home after two days. took rose home, she clogged the shitter, again. we jazzercised to some Pet Shop Boys. Watched some gay tele shows. I think I napped?? Not sure. But took her to work, and the ride was quiet till we passed a sign that was like...
" Have your kids done anything Amazing lately?"
then I busted out laughing... I think i'm still semi lit from last nite... oye. Rose doesn't remember half the nite, and i'm starting to think neither do I. Improv Brian was telling us that we were hella trashed last nite. Geesh. Gotta watch this shit. LOL Love me some Friday's out with Rose. So I've been laughing to tears since that sign. I'll just be sitting content, and burst out friggin laughing. LOL
OK I'm goint to attempt to take a nap. not sure if it's going to work. oye oye oye.......
oh shit rose just got up she's still trashed! lost her bra? laughing about fucking jabber jaws...
"my fucking big ass. big tony wasn't out last nite, i wonder where he was? remember those warts on the bottom of my feet? they're gone. i got rid of them. i was remembering the time baker ripped off my wart. hee hee. who's online, anyone online. oh lord. jesus christ ooooooo are you sure you don't know where my bra is at.... stop it... ha ha ha ha. ooo i need your to rip off my bracelt, i can't go to work with a bracelt on, oo look her dumb drunk bitch went to after hours, she's still drunk. hee hee. is that a diet cola... ar eyou drinkign it... are ther moe in the fridge, nice and cold. do you think she'd mine if i have one. going to get tet a diet cola. there's my stuff. your gon to sip in the car [b][i]boob flash[/i][/b] i really don't remember mucho f last nite.... SHE DEVIL I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE SHE DEVIL SHE DEVIL SHE DEVIL IS FUCKING GREAT, It's not great it's a glorious movie.
Ok, so yeah. Still friggin sore from thursday. My right knee is all shades of black n' blue. Oh morning all! It's a chipper saturday morning here in lovely Export PA.
Yesterday, called off work. went something like this... (supposed to be in at 3am mind you, got in from the bar at 230)
5am calling work ring ring hi tami is carl there? [i]No he called off[/i] oh, well I am too. bye click back to bed LOL spent all day loafing around the house with kim. Eventually we ran down to Jiggers and got that 40$ Judy owed me, thank god. I needed it cause i'm a broke ass ho. Ate an order of fries for dinner. yum. talked kim into going out. Talked to becca on the phone, bitch is like, i'm ill blah blah blah. i'm like i wasn't parking on your crack ass slick muthah fuckah street anyway yo. So we finished dinner, and came home, yep i passed out again. LOL aroun d9ish kim came downstairs, i woke up ran up here, shaved got dressed and we kicked ass outta here. Let's see last nite i wore green khaki shorts a wife beater and my cute ass allstart sneakers. WOOT WOOT.
We headed out around 930 or, jammin in the firebird to god knows what. Had to stop and get rose some ciggarettes, picked her ass up from work, and headed to Donnies. (the dyke bar)
We got drinks, rose broke the mac machine, headed up stairs. Not really anyone there. Quite a dead bar for the nite honestly, so we kicked ass outta dere and headed downtwon. Parked in the free lot, and went into images..... and the nite was started......
Already had two red bull and soco's at Donnies, and at images i had a big ass bud light draft. and then another. feeling good. took rose to the potty, since the bathroom door was missing, lol. apparently some dyke tore it off, but there are doubts to the assumption. then rose is like i didn't clog it, but it's not going down. LOL i'm like heard before rose. DId i mention she clogged her house potty 3 times this week? Oooppps. shhhh. SO we're all partying at the bar, they played some beyonce then that dolly parton remix of 9 - 5. me/rose/kim rocked out with enrico at the bar. (bartender) :lol: :lol:
Got bored so we headed down the street to megasluts to shake our booties. *wiggle wiggle* :shock: Tlaked with improv brian, and he's on his way down. Walk down the street, or did we stumble? who knows, get in and check our jackets. I'm trying to think if the one dyke at images is one of cute brians friends that i knew, but *shrug* i don't care, i'm drunk.
so i take kim by the hand and drag her up to the old people land to get drinks, rose is already there. i'm a lil blurry on this now, but i do remember drinking a couple, dancing there, pulling kim out to the dance floor, and just dancing to what seemed like forever! some cute boi kept eyeing me up, it was fun. what can i say. yet still no approaches to me. dman my stunningness!! :oops: We head back up to the bar, brian and brandon are there, rose, lil steve, dan da man. woot woot. brian is doing tequila shots with rose.... oh no.... it's all over now.... i start dancing with some gurl in a red shirt? see cute brian, ass, and he's like blah blah blah dont' be an ass, i hope just cause we can't date we'd still be friends, that's what jabberjaws was like but he turned into an ass, blah blah blah. i'm like whatever i just got a new phone and didn't have your number. i shoulda said, i didn't have your number why didn't your skank slut ass of a gay whore call me. prick. fuck head. but i pulled rose over to say hi, and introduced him to kim. i'm such a gullible son of a bitch :cry: Whatever, there was this cute boi josh at the bar with his hag, i kept shoving dollars down her bra... ass... vagina... OOPS. one ppoint i took the twenty i had and got all ones for it and waved it in front of her just to freak her out. LOL
Rodney was working the bar, his b-day is sunday. HAPPY B_DAY OLD MAN! not like he's going to read this anyhow. ROFL :roll:
i remember going out with that girl in the red shirt, and dancing with her, and kim getting on some girl's ass and dancing. ugh it was such a bad nite. Um fuckhead jabberjaws was there, and rose was yelling at him every time he walked by. he's such a friggin asshole. he's one of those gays that needs hit by a car. OOPS i didn't mean that..... *eval cackle* :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
so eventually i leave with brian/brandon ran into heather at the door to the Dark Lady remix. all bad, so i freaked her for a bit, but hten ran to catch up with the bois, went to afterhours. i'm still shirtless, did i mention that? Left my jacket at the bar for kim to get.
oye it's sucha long nite of boozing/dancing/whoring. oye. let's just cut out afterhours, cause i was tipsy, and hated it. cute brian is such an ass, i can't believe he was such a fuckhead. erg and then he was chatting with kim at after hours. oops did i already erase his number outta my phone. MY BAD. :roll: :x :roll:
erg that put me into the downward spirl of oooo i hate everyone and how sad i felt. just wanted to bawl all nite on the ride home, at sheets, at kims. blah. the ride home was interested. Kim in the back, rose in the front, she's i WASTED. held my hand the whole way home, went to sheets to get food. tried the chicken parm sandwhich, mmm i'm thinking no. but yeah rose is half falling over in sheets, some guy is staring. i'm like what the fuck eva. we get our food and get back here, eat and i passed out. sooo tired. woke up this morning and kim is on the love seat? i slept there, got up and noticed rose wasn't on the couch so moved, i guess she passed out on kim's bed, and kim slept there. her back is going to f'd up.
ok, going to go read some peeps blogs. better be entertaining peeps. dont' tell me i'm the only one with the f'd up stories. LOL OYE DO MY LEGS HURT!
[i]metnal note falling on ice is a no no[/i]
oye so hungry. i wonder if kim is going to make it to help smouse move? I wonder if rose is going to make it up to go to work? I wonder if my car is going to make out from all the friggin snow we got last nite!!! ICKS!!! i wonder wy my biceps hurt? i wonder if any cute bois are ever going to take me home... le sigh....
oh speaking of rodney mentioned about calling us sunday to go out after his dinner. NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN I'M SURE. lol i told heather, he's a pussy, not going to happen. not going to happen.
ok peeps i'm off to play online, hollah! peace out yo don't clog the shitter
Oye was yesterday something else. I got of sork and slept at mom's. Then headed down to Kim's in the rain/ice storm that hit. :roll: I had a good drive down, parked down in the lot and walked my ass to the house in the shitty ass wheather. YES WALKED. it was bad. I almost fell twice walking through the back yard, on my cell to my mom, and carrying a bag.
SO anyhooo, got in and logged online, played some euchre until kimmy came home. Then she went online, I crashed on the couch and watch tele all night til it was time to leave. Well cept kim blocked half the road and i had to go move her car cause the ploy couldn't get by it. And i didn't know what the hell i was doing. had the damn thing in neutral halfway around the block cause i couldn't see what gear i was in. Ice everywhere but the car was ok.
GOt back to the house, and we hurried to leave since i again parked in the middle of the road again. HA HA. Stopped at the gas station and headed DT. It was ok, ntohing too bad. Parked in the garage and walked down to images. Oye were they dead. KAraoke started, so i got to laugh at dmbasses who can't sing trying to. lol it was fun. I just adore those cheesey ass videos that they play behind the words. Last nite was that song BLUE MOON. the viideo was all about this cheesey ass vampire with fake ass teeth, seducing women, but the last was also a vampire. LOL oye. all 80's hair n shit. cracked my shit up.
we stayed there til 11 or so, then wlaked down to the saloon. sidewalks weren't that great btw. get in the saloon, and like half the people there are staring at me, i get that alot btw. I don't know if its cause i'm so damn cute, or they talking smack on me. Anyways.... we stayed there for a drink, and Miguel called. So we left and ran across him pulling into the garage, but we hussled into the bar, damn wheather. Checked our coats and ran to old people land. (see megasluts does under ager nite so they block off half the blace for us boozers)
we run up to the bar, mike is there, and gets us drinks. NO RED BULL. ugh. i was so unhappy. we drinkie our drinkie, and mike wants to run to karaoke, no problem, not that many cute peeps anyway. oh btw i'm feeling awefully happy at this point.
so this is where it gets good, we leave kim to run down the street. it's raining/icing and i friggin biff on the sidewalk. damn new shows, they're cute. allstars with white stars on the side. uber cute on me :-) and mystar fetish. so anyway, me/miguel are howling, i'm soaked, get up cross the street and guess what..... biff again! OMG i'm like what the fuck. it is sooo icey on the sidewalks. Frigged up my knee bad, having issues walking today. I mean they hurt!
Hobble to images, and run in the bathroom to check myslef, and pee. ooo that's why we went to images. i had to pee. mike gets us drinks, puts songs into sing. we sit, sing, bs with Eddie the guy running karaoke. and then we head back down the street. This time i walked down the street, it was wet and no ice. Thank god.
Hustle into the bar, find kim. MOre drinks... oye i'm i tipsy, then it was alla bout me/kim dancing..... I didn't care. I was in that mood like in the movies when they show people at a club and the lights and the noise and it goes blurry, and they're dancing, and sweating. and then they black out and wake up in some strange place. Yep that was me. OOO watching buffy, dykes kssing. woo woo. so we eventually leave, hit sheets, i think i napped in the car. chatted up the sheets employees, something new HA HA not. got back to thehouse, ate and passed out!
Got up adn called work sometime to call off. said i was stuck in the driveway, got the bruises to prove i fell. LOL went back to bed, and here i am. Drinking a diet cola to try and fight the headache. oye did i overdo it a bit. i'm not hanging per-say. but i'm not feeling it, if you konw what i mean.
oo zoolander is on. THAT MOVIE IS SOOO STUPID. but i love when they blow up the gas station. I wanna go out with my friends, all wearing single colour outfits, and singing wake me up before you go go. LOL
OK done typing for a bit. going to go and try and nap, maybe forrage for something to eat. LOL
Stayed in last nite, and talked with rose on the phone. Ok so we more or less just sang songs about poop to each other. I know, I know. but it all started cause she called me to tell me she clogged the toilet. LOL. And then it was about hte cd i'm making for us to jam out in the car too, she's like put Tina Turner Private Dancer, and I started..... I'm your private pooper A pooper for money Poop where you want me to pooo Just a private pooper Any ole spot will do
All the men poop in these places And thier poop is all the same You don't look at there faces And it all smells the same
ok you get the point. so we kept each other up for howlong singing various songs about poo. ABBA works well btw. We discussed me singing karaoke again... oye am i going to regret that. We're going to do We Built This City On Rock n Roll. lol every time i sing it, Rose howls, so it shoudl be interesting.
Work went by REAL fast, then agian i was bouncing off the wall and dancing for everyone. I don't know what got in me, but i was doing the New Kids On The Block running man for a couple seconds. I was like WHOAH too gay. LOL So now i'm home, wanted to stop by the apt and grab something funt o wear out tonite, but hte road is soooo bad, all ice. so i'll have to make due with what i's gots. i'll still sooo purty and purfect. :-) I lead such a rough life. LOL
anywhoo. going to eat something here, and head to kim's and wait fro her to get off work. do our hairs, and head out n about tonite. It's supposed to get bad, *crosses fingers* which mean possible... oh i cna't make it in to work call if you have any problems.... sleep sleep sleep. LOL
I'm listening to this damn Madonna CD again... you would think i would bring something, anything, else in from the car.... OYE VEY!
ok peace out people
*flex* gotta luv da muscles. wait til april.
OOO hopefully tonite we take some new pics, i can show off my awesome hair, and tight ass body. BOO YEAH!
Ok, sitting here bored off my mind... something different.
Drinking Diet Pepsi, cause i'm turning into a big gurl Listening to the radio, got tired of the Madonna and Bangles. Only two cd's i have on me right now.
Was going to go downtown, but Kim never called. I think she ws supposed to meet big meat aroud 7ish 730ish. so not like it's a big loss, i'd prolly just gag back comments about shit. I'm such a nice guy. I'm chatting with random peeps online. playing euchre, again. anyone wanna play? i'll take you down. actually would like to find a steady partner, tired of these dumbass that don't know how to pull trump!
ok so now i'm telling off some kid that i've been talking too for over a year or so. asswipe. urgh. so what shall i do tonite...
oh we'll start the ethan poll.....
1. do i intimidate you? 2. why do you think i intimidate people? 3. do i breathe fire? 4. am i not the cutest boi ever? 5. want to forrage for nuts and berries?
Stayed in last nite, slept all day/nite. Oye and I still feel tired. Just woke up a bit ago from work. Woke up at 2am to go in a tad bit early, and couldn't find my car keys. Put me in one of those moods unitl about 7, then I was all good and happy n shit. WTF up with that. I was extremely productive today at work, and did a ton of shit. GO ME!!
Roads were fine, drvieway is a sheet of ice. icks. BUt nothing fun and new. Might go downtown with Kim to girls night at Images. She's supposed to be meeting some chick down there from Monroeville. How exciting. Might just stay in and sleep though.... I ain't go no money anyways. And I'm still waiting for money from friggin Judy at Jiggers. Stupid ass bitch. THis is ridiculous. BLAH
Ok so just got up, and tired, so foudns ome stupid quizes... let's start... Colour Quiz pick colours in order that you like... RESULTS: Your Existing Situation Sensuous. Inclined to luxuriate in the things which give gratification to the senses, but rejects anything tasteless, vulgar, or coarse. Your Stress Sources The tenacity and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties has become weakened. Feels overtaxed, worn out, and getting nowhere, but continues to stand his ground. He feels this adverse situation as an actual tangible pressure which is intolerable to him and from which he wants to escape, but he feels unable to make the necessary decision. Your Restrained Characteristics Circumstances are such that he feels forced to compromise for the time being if he is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation. Feels trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation and seeking some way of gaining relief. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity providing no turmoil or emotional agitation is involved. Emotionally inhibited. Feels forced to compromise, making it difficult for him to form a stable emotional attachment. Your Desired Objective Needs a change in his circumstances or in his relationships which will permit relief from stress. Seeking a solution which will open up new and better possibilities and allow hopes to be fulfilled. Your Actual Problem The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond his capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. He reacts by seeking outside confirmation of his ability and value in order to bolster his self-esteem. Inclined to blame others so that he may shift the blame from himself. Anxiously searching for solutions and prone to compulsive inhibitions and compulsive desires.
Hostility Test.... RESULTS Your score suggests that while you are no stranger to hostile impulses, you generally exercise some control over them. It would be wise for you to find out what situations trigger your bouts of hostility, learn to better identify them and manage them. By reducing these hostile behaviors, you are directly influencing your health by lowering your risk of developing a heart disease. You already posses the basic skills for control of your hostile emotions and behaviors, so you need to do more of the same and build upon them to become a better adjusted individual.
Patience Test You are a somewhat patient person. Your ability to tolerate delay and inconvenience probably depends on the situation. You realize the value of patience in certain contexts but are not afraid to let your impatience show where necessary. While this ability to adapt is well developed, there are probably a couple of situations where you could improve. Take some time to think about what makes you impatient and why. Keep in mind that impatience can result in extra stress and poor health.
Procrastination: According to this test, you have a slight tendency to procrastinate. If you are generally happy with the outcome and quality of your work and don't feel extra stress from this habit, there is no need to change. But if you would like to lessen the anxiety in your life or become more productive and efficient, consider working towards eradicating procrastination! Check out the tips below for some advice on how to tackle your tendency to put things off.
ok i'm tired now, and the healthy lifestyle test told me i'm ok, but could be healthier. WELL DUH! I'm uber thin, have a high metabolism, and drink a lil too much and eat crappy foods. of course i could be healthier.
Ok, let's try this, i'll see how long i can do the health thing....... 1. low if not no alcohol 2. healthy foods, no crap 3. excercise daily
i can do that.... lol reminds me of when i stopped drinking for a month and only ate chicken and rice. got soo sick. i popped a beer and was all good. LOL
I AM: sober I WANT: to not be sober I HAVE: Tendacies to drink a weeee lil bit too much I WISH: I was drunk I HATE: stupid sober people I MISS: getting alls hades of stupid with Rose I FEAR: the day my liver dies. ICKS I HEAR: the voices in my head telling me the wrong things to do I SEARCH: for crabs daily? I WONDER:that if people stopped drinking as much, would they still have as much sex? I REGRET: nothing I ALWAYS: have a good time. I AM NOT: a boring mutha fucka I DANCE: to everything. *booty shake* I SING: all the time, not well, but yeah it comes out. I CRY: way too much. emotional wreck. but then again, fat chicks in party hats. ROFL I WRITE: way too much most of the time, someone help I WIN: video games, board games, card games. I'm good. I LOSE: phone numbers, misc. items that I own. I CONFUSE: ugh ugh me eat now ugh ugh I NEED: a new job. love interest. get laid. million dollars I SHOULD: STOP DRINKING!
The weirdest person you know: Kyle *shiver* The Loudest Person you Know: ROSE!!! The Sexiest Person you Know: myself :-) The Cutest Person you Know: tough one.... me Your closest friend: Kim The People that Know the Most about you: Becca Your most overused phrase on IM: *pounce* The last image/thought you go to sleep with: i don't wanna go to work.... or damn i'm tired Inside joke: ooo *hair flip*, STICK IT IN, Big pooper
SIGN: Aries NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Brown CURRENT HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown/red. Bright red highlights. EYE COLOUR: Blue BIRTHPLACE: Pittsbugh
Name 5 bands you listen to: ugh this is hard! but i'm just going to name 5 random ones.... 1. E-rotic 2. Toy Box 3. ATC 4. Cher 5. Jill Sobule
Name 7 things you hate: 1. Mushrooms. (not the special ones though ;-P) 2. Working at LT 3. Stupid people that can't drive. 4. WHITE TRASH 5. People who think the world revolves around them, cuase it obvioulsy revolves around me darling. *hair toss* 6. BRIAN BITING ME 7. Blinding Ice Spikes from Hell
Would you.... 1. Eat a bug? um no. 2. Bungee jump? prolly would, but scared as hell. 3. Hang glide? could be persuaded. 4. Kill someone? um duh. how much you payin? 6. Kiss someone of the same sex? ewe no. yuck yuck boi cooties. duh of course I would. 7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? have, and will. Does masturbation count? 8. Parachute from a plane? with someone strapped to my back, why not? 9. Walk on hot coals? what's the point of that? 10. Go out with someone for their looks? who me? never! *eye flutter* 12. Be a vegetarian? um i dnt' eat green things., but if i did, damn right i would be. 13. Wear plaid with stripes? prolly not. not much on patterns. 14. IM a stranger: usually drunk 15. Sing karioke? LOL hell no. 16. Get drunk off your ass? ROFL. maybe once or twice.... ok any opportunity I can get! 17. Shoplift? if i said yes, does that make me a bad person? 18. Run a red light? the roads were icey and I slid through them offimacer. honest! *hic* 19. Star in a porn video? um. let me get back to you on that one. 20. Dye your hair blue? and red, green, yellow, pink, purple, black, white. any questions? 21. Be on Survivor? hell yeah! i'd be the token gay! 22. Wear makeup in public? yep. but only on uber gay days. 23. NOT wear makeup in public? of course 24. Cheat on a test? who me. never! 25. Make someone cry? nah, that's not cool 26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? nah 27. Kick a baby? i kicked my sisters cat? 28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? prolly not. 5 year limits babe. 29. Cuss out a priest? sure. what's the difference between a priest and a bum? 30. Take a job as a janitor? ICKS! i don't do windows let alone potties. EWE EWE EWE deal with your own poo 32. Stay up all through the night? on occasion 33. Drink straight espresso? nope. never even tasted coffee
just woke up and ate. mmmmmm I had one of those sleeps, where i woke up and had a panic attacke that i was late for work. ugh. i hate that. dont' think i'll do anything tonite, it's friggin colder than all hells!
Here's a list of things frequently heard coming outta my mouth......
1. STICK IT IN! 2. DUNG LUVA! 3. UBER 4. 'OOOOOOOO' *hairflip* 5. RIGHT, RIGHT 6. I'm cutting back the drinking 7. Christ was I trashed 8. ROOOOOOSE 9. Where's my __________ ? 10. Shit Dawg..... 11. Like 12. My phone's dead 13. I'm bored 14. Poop 15. Boob
So last nite, I went down and picked ms. rose up at 3pm, only got like an hour of sleep if that, and then went and got my cell looked at. Whatever, she replaced the phone part, and used my battery. I was like, what was wrong. Just don't drop it. That's all she could say. Whatta bitch. So we leave to go get din din. Go to NYNY but oops not open til 5, so head towards Verona. Rose is programing my phone, since i lost all my numbers. And again my phonse screws up. WTH. So i'm pissed and head to a different store in Monroeville. Where the lady replaces the whole phone this time. SO i got a brand new phone for 10$ woo woo.
Good times, we headed over to TGI Fridays to eat, and damn bummy was working, and she's uber thin! Lost like 90 lbs in 7 months. I was like whoah babe! And our waitress was someone who was 'friends' with jabber jaws, and i quote that cuase he doesn't have any. So we sat and bitched about him for I dont' know how long. She's cool, turnes 21 in less than a month, so we're taking her out sometime. Good Times. Hopefully we run across the fucker.
We leave and head to Rose's abode. She changes her mind 12 times about going out, but eventually doesn't. Rocked the car to some Vengaboys the whole way. Once at her house, asian mom was insane, we plopped in rose's room and checked out some fat girls in party hats. ROFL. that site is SICK SICK SICK. I changed and headed downtown to SIdekicks to see Rodney and wait for Miguel.
Got down there shortly after 730 i think, and sat there by myself for a good bit. BS'd with Rodney about shit, and had some SODA. yum. Made him a CD I hoped he liked. It was the last Jill Sobule CD I bought. It rocks, she's awesome btw. goint o see her later this month down Club Cafe. Highly suggest her music. Maybe i'lls ee if Rodney wnats to go too. ti's a good time, i've seen her a couple times already. quite delightful.
So anyways, kim came down and i started with the shots and a soco. yum. we sat there til mike come down, i started 'stealing' ashtrays, but i was only hiding them in the closet. LOL. Oooooo Rodney gave me his number willing ly. must love those drunk ass phone calls from Rose at 3am. LOL they are really funny. But we chilled there for a bit, then left without saying goodbye to Rodney. oops. soo here goes...
Dear Rodney, I would like to send my sincerest apology for not sticking around to say goodbye to you last nite before we left. It upsets me to think that this bothers you and I hope that you do not hold it against me. :x Name your price and it's yours. Better yet, how about you just come to the Jill Sobule concert, on me. It will be a godo time, with good friends, and a good show.
Ok please let me know. And I hope you have a great week, and if i don't catch you around a wonderful birthday!
yours truly 3than
ok, so we went to images after that, boring, then over to NYNY. also boring but cute tony, and big tony wa there. chatted a bit, andthen NATE came in. that was a surprise haven't seen him in forever. BS'd for a bit, then i left acame home and went to bed. WOO WOO.
Got into work at like 615 thorugh the snow and mess, boring day nothing to exciting. the ride home was fun. hate all this snow/slush/ice. and now i'm sitting here typing away. eating my crackers n cheese, listening to madonna's GHV2 cd.
ah life is good. LOL
anyway, i'm going to go take a quick nap. gimme a shout out yo!
asian: i'll post the other one asian: fat girls are dancing with party hats asian: LOL asian: i'm fucking crying asian: i'm dying asian: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! asian: i wish that i can hear the music asian: LOL asian: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HA
oh, i have a link to the full site over der... I think it's the sooooo funny one. ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I believe that Monday's should be the day of real rest, because who really rest's on Sunday? Instead of working, Monday everyone should just sleep for 8 hours and still get paid for it. Myself, 9 hours, damn salary.
Ok, so today blew mofo ass. Had to get up at 2am to go to work, because someone didn't feel like going to the gas station or bank, and put it off until the very last moment. Got to work on time, and was doing my thing, bs'ing here and there. Ate some bannana bread,yum, tried to get a milk, oh needed exact change. So had to get a soda, but now i have exact change. woo woo. got a milk, oh yeah it was spoiled. joy. grrr. let's see what else about work.
I must be having one of those days. couldn't do basic calculations or conversions. Was screwing everything up, and lost a sample i needed to do a study on. Search the whole damn building, even the potty, couldn't find it. Musta just vanished. Damn work fairy's. Left at 11 and swung by the apt, to drop off rent. Road were aweful, so i figure i'll pull down the alley next to the driveway and stop, run in and run out. Put the car in park in the alley, and it kept rolling down the hill? WTF? then put hte E brake on, and yep kept going... had to pull to the bottom of the alley, and then hike around ot hte door. ugh. yep won't be going there for a long time.
My cell is acting up too. Like it just loses signal and can't find it? What's that about. I'm going to have to go to the store and have em look at it. I can't live without my phone! like, OMG. (such a vally girl) but really, i won't have the money to get another til NEXT THURSDAY. what the hell am i going to do? EECKS! no outings for me? nah. just have to make it without it. anyway i want a nokia so i can download ringtones. LOL be jealous of my mighty Ace Of Base the sign, ring tone. woot woot *booty dance*
I think this afternoon it's, freezing/ice rain, then lot's o' snow. Great Great. So this skinny white boi is looking to move somewhere semi warm to i can't stand it hot. Anyone got a room? I do windows :lol:
Hey wanna give a shout out to my girl Redmouse. YO YO! Peace Gurlie! Living La Vida Loca!
ok i'm off to grab a bite to eat. and a nap, i'll be on later, to inform of the nite plans.....
1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting. 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit. 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 9. You really have "been there, done that." 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything. 11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous." 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. 13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home. 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius. 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it. 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have. 18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff. 19. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 20. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them. 21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away. 22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand. 23. You've always got an opinion. 24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical. 25. You know how to dress strategically. 26. Your car has an amusing female name. 27. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school. 28. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet. 29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers. 30. You know that sex complicates things. So? 31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult. 32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. 33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you. 34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion. 35. You have at least one movie musical on video. 36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar. 37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars. 38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two. 39. You know how to make an entrance. 40. You know when to make an exit. 41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli. 42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards. 43. You know how to program your VCR. 44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level. 45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales. 46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford. 47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. 48. You know when to play dumb. 49. You know what to do for a hangover. 50. Yes, you do have a condom. 51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend. 52. One or more of the following apply to you: a) You adore Judy Garland b) You hate Judy Garland c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland. d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland. e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland. f) Who is Judy Garland? 53. You can supply the last names to the following list: a) Bernadette b) Chita c) Barbra 54. You made Donna Summer a star. 55. You made Donna Summer a has-been. 56. Tanning salons were invented for you. 57. You've made sunbathing a performance art. 58. You know when the party's over. 59. You know where to go after the party's over. 60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity. 61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of a) Your grandma b) Your face lift c) John Wayne Bobbit 62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. 63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate." 64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment. 65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion. 66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian. 67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian. 68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man". 69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. 70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife. 71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you. 72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one. 73. You've left someone totally speechless. 74. You've shaved something other than your face. 75. All your friends do not have to "get along". 76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however. 77. Your love handles are actually used as such. 78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity. 79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies. 80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books. 81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer. 82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag. 83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls. 84. You know your enemies. 85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower. 86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan. 87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand. 88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes. 89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair. 90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies. 91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object. 92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report. 93. You know, by heart, every line in: a) All about Eve b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show c) Your face 94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. 95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal. 96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song. 97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary. 98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore. 99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes. 100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.
ok. so bad mood right now. why? one may ask? I'm not sure either. Do me a favor go run to my dr.'s and tell him i need medicated. LOL
My cell phone is randomly deciding not to work. In the way it won't find service. So when i turn it off,and back on, then this wierd pic of a phone with a cord attatched leading to some radom black box? is it a charger? a computer? a bum's house? how the hell a m i supposed to know. thank god i just paid the bill so i have service for another month on a piece of crap phone dat don't work! next..... ok, so i gots me some emails, but yet again, can't get em.
[LINE]
There was a problem accessing your account. Please try again in 10 minutes.
You might want to try logging out and logging back in again. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Thank you.
[LINE]
oh your welcome, by all means. and while you're at it, would you like my first born and my left foot. I mean really, i don't want/need em. *shrug* :x
I need to get gas in my car, but it's a bit fridgy so i'm putting it off. Maybe i'll just stay here and try to keep warm, and pass out. I don't think i can sit still in a house for more that 15 hours without going insane. tha'ts more than obvious.
oh damn i know what it is! it's this friggin cola i've been drinking! i don't drink cola, and i've had like 4 L of it inthe past 2 days! YIKES!
so here's some future goals for me.... 1. get loads of money 2. buy an island 3. fill island with lots of booze 4. develope crazy plan to other throw planet 5. have a cocktail to celebrate
Ah, it's sunday evening. Just finished a fine meal. yum yum. Sitting here relaxing, hoping i 'accidently' pass out. LOL But you all know me, I'll be out somewhere tonite. LOL
Chatted with rose a bit, she's over Susie's house all trashed n shit from last nite. Shock. OOOO get this, i paid my cell phone bill one day before it's due! Props to me! ususally i wait til 2 days after, pay it, the next day it gets turned off, then i have to call and bitch about it. Blah. You'd think I'd learn.
Anyway, got a reply to a message I sent a day or two ago about the misuse of certain words and how it is a form of slander i suppose? Like when people are having a lame time or something sucks, they say 'that's gay'. whatever. actaully doesn't gay mean like bubbly and cheerful? Like inthe song 'i feel witty and pretty and gay?' *shrug* now i'm not an english major, i'm strictly science and math. (if you coudln't tell from all the wonderful typo's i have lol) People need to start educating themselves on the community, and different lifestyles and peoples view on shit. Everyone has an opinion of their own, and i'm a firm believer that one should not push one's views on another, but at the same time, it doesn't hurt to leave yourself open to new experiences and try things. That's what makes you the best person you can possibly be.
i've done soooo many strange things in my life. Gone anywhere that i can possibly go. Do everything that i can. It's fun, it gives you 'life experiences' and 'life experiences' are what formulate who you are.
Ok, no more box stand ranting for me. Ugh. Said I'd never get into doing that. Even though, I love talking about religion with this guy at work, he's a uber christian fan, but always counterdicts himself. He likes to go out and be a player and sleep around, that's a big X inthe church. He drinks alot, isn't that another X. He's divorced, X. And he believes in the evolution of man, there goes the whole first book of the bible. ooops. LOL yeah, btw, I went to catholic school and catholic college. it's all here. I'm the pretty altar boy, choir boy, lecturen, and eucharistic minister. Retired. LOL
Anyhow. I'm off to play some yahoo Euchre for a bit. have a wonderful week.
Morning all. I just realized that my blog clock is different than my real time, since it's like 1112am right now, and i know the blog time will be like 5pm. LOL But who cares.
I'm so tired, hurting from the week of good times :lol: I'm all blah, wanna just stay in bed forever and ever and ever and ever. I barely remember writing last nite, LOL I think I spent some of thenite chatting with kim, but not too sure. LOL Anyhoooooo, i'm oging to go find some food, prolly shower and chil for the dya. Gotta run to the apt today, dropoff the rent, and what have you. Grab some clothes. Going to meet Improv Brian tonite after his work xmasparty? yeah a lil bit later, or just really really early, either or. It's that whole super bowl thing i think. Like i care. A bunch of steroid headed buffoons running about hitting each other. *vomit* I'll be happy napping through it thanks. Actually I hope i win one of the pools i'm on. Could use the extra molah, you know?
OK kiddero's, i'm going ot go forrage for nuts and berries. I'll see ya'll around.
(ok i fixed the time right after i wrote this. thank god, i thought i was going insane when the first time it said i wrote an entry at 7am, and was like, wan't i in bed?)
ok i just got in a bit ago, it's all improv brian's fault. i ahven't seen him in a long time, so i was like. if he calls before 1030 i'll go out with him, if not, i'm going to bed. which is all iwanted to do. but no... 1020 i get a call. shit. so i trucked my ass downtown and went out, and now look at me. i'm drunked. it's all his fault. best is i gave my blog addy to him and rodney to come read my postings. LOL yeah that's going to go over well. ps rodney if you're reading this, stop and go fix your kitchen or something, before i get embarassed. LOL
anyway, me and brian discusse the meaning of life and our trip to key west tonite. woo woo can't wait! going to be so much fun. bs'd with mike at work for a bit. talked to cute brian for a bit tonite to, he's such an ass. but i'll be his friend, no sticking it in though. i texted him about how i figured out he wa an ass the other day, and then he calle dme like 2 mintues alter afradi i was mad at him. don't be adick dick. that's all i can say. i think it's about time someone ties me down. i'm tired of being this free spirit. you knwo what that means... time to publish the application to date me again. it always does well. well there is that boi from johnston that i've been tlaking too. he likes me, do you blame him. i mean i'm so witty, charming, and damn good looking. LOL
ok kiddies, i'm really tired (ok not really just trashed off my butt) i'll see you all tomorrow.
